Naked backyard dancer continues to elude Dallas police

By Calvin Palmer

Police in Dallas are searching for a man who repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away.

The man is described a pudgy and about 6 ft. He is has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005.

He usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police said he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.

Dallas Police Senior Cpl Janice Crowther said police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

Two 6-foot pudgy men dancing naked in people’s backyards?

[Based on a report by the Associated Press.]

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4 responses to “Naked backyard dancer continues to elude Dallas police

  1. Arrest him? Some folk would pay good money for a performance like that! 😉

  2. Glen P

    Escalate into something worse? What? Peeing in the pool?

  3. Stephen Foster

    What sort of weight does the word ‘pudgy’ imply on the US metricated system?

    Are we talking ‘not spotted his widger since he was twelve and grows fungi under his moobs,’ or what?

    • calvininjax

      Good point.

      I think they are implying he does not have the physique of an Adonis — such as your good self, Stephen. 😉

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